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Doomed Demotivational Poster


DOOMED -


TAGS: we are all doomed
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

birddseedd - November 25, 2012, 12:27 am
A woman who wanted sex???
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Nonsense, I know of one man who lived into his 80s, was an expert on art who masturbated often. He even got married, but his wife divorced him because after 5 years they never consummated it, even though she wanted to.
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:15 pm
ROR! Too funny Airman!


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:20 pm
(blink) is he getting paid to advertise for those companies? I got some clear chub and could use some more burger money.
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


HISTORY -


TAGS: those who fail are doomed to repeat
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
Hey there, Produceman... welcome. If you get a moment... say hello... http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&start=330
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
It would be the same with Hockey up here.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
America will be mostly concerned with whether or not a Western war would affect the playing of the Super Bowl.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Figures.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:43 am
Ah, WW3. Where the Canadians will be fighting the Alaskans and America will be too busy fighting the super power of the Hawaii-Argentina coalition.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
Time-capsule this one. When WW3 starts... this is why.


UH-OH! -


TAGS: epiphany doomed death serial killer
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:33 am
maybe she was "hiring" that barbarian to take care of the dirty work. easier to get away with it when you weren't there
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:30 am
Bring it. I've been shot before.. And arrow is fine. You gonna finish me off with a tomahawk?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:29 am
Not even an arrow?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:28 am
She's the goods here... there's no chance of a bullet heading my way.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Still not as powerful as the firearms I posted.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Careful Ag, she posted pictures of her learning to shoot a bow... unmatchable to the weapon that shot it, and silent
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:54 am
Atta girl... just be confused. Adorable.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:47 am
Ag- what?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:46 am
hey guys!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:45 am
Awwwwww.... you're gracious even in rejection.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:43 am
I would've like to see that. Haha this poster is good though.
5150monkeylove - November 27, 2010, 10:19 pm
I had planned to use this pic as a Claire roast for over a month. I just couldn't find the right words for it
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
Yep, she has tolerated me for almost 2 years and we are engaged. She was the motivation behind me getting back into Animal Control. @Culos, no worries, I got a pm about that naru/rose thing. Freak/s, you won't see that from us. She hardly logs in.
culos - November 23, 2010, 10:14 am
Just jerking, ignore previous comment...
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:59 am

Your comments lead me to believe that you are a legit two person couple.
5150monkeylove - November 23, 2010, 9:55 am
I wasnt around for that thing. so I am not sure, but we actually get along.
culos - November 23, 2010, 4:23 am
Not another Narurosebrittarded situation I trust?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:29 pm
she may be back... who knows?
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:28 pm
sorry, I told her to make me a damn sammich
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:16 pm
and that one's crap too, but the third!! ah ha!! the third... is crap too, but the 4TH!! the 4th is damn near,... crap, but the 5th, the 5th, is where we get our true motivation..or is that the quart?, maybe the pint, I forget.
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:11 pm
All true. If say "It's crap", he works harder and comes up with a genius poster.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
made ALL the difference...5L
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:09 pm
usually I just get the nod, but for some reason she really dived in to help
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:07 pm
she helped me change the title from EPIPHANY (said it was overused) and to Ecology professor from botany tutor. and changed field lab to study
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
;)
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Ty Grey! Finally someone sees my work!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
Ouch.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
oh, and Autumn, nice poster
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
forum tab, log off far left
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 11:02 pm
obviously she has dyslexia... why else would she be with me? okey? wtf?
autumnspirit - November 22, 2010, 11:00 pm
Hi Grey *smooch*! I didn't know I was logged on. okey just read your comment to me. How do I log off?
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
oh, and she logged on to read this, you so SaWweeet....Hi Autumn
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
This one was a collaborative effort between Autumn and I. It would have been crap if it wasn't for her telling how she really felt. A big thank you to my better half.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

nice, dark and nice


HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

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Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tranny, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"


I'm doomed -


TAGS: doomed i say
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:43 pm
Being the oldest, trust me, sucks worse than being the middle. Except maybe for one my sisters. 4 of us so that makes her...middle class? Bahaha love making fun of siblings when they aren't around to see it! 5L for the giggle Mr. Gary.


UNFORTUNATE LOVE -


TAGS: heart wants couple doomed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


DOOMED PICK-UP LINE -


TAGS: doomed pick up line assignment cubby
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:11 pm
nice cubby :)


AFTERTHOUGHT - I should have known not all dogs are fond of peanut butter.


TAGS: nature mistake wolf doomed
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 4:42 pm

i'de give the icemans caption a 5L on this one....n1 ice!!!!
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:39 am
You obviously have not used it correctly.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: judo mouse may not be doomed
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 9:09 pm
Ahh, okay.
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:25 pm
Wade Boggs Worthy! 5/5. (If they wer all winners...)
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 6:06 pm
Thanks, jmac! (What is WBW?)
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:03 am
Haaaaaaaar! - WBW 5/5!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:17 am
Probably 4. Mostly sitting through page reloads. Ack - head cold is kicking my ass, by way of apology for snivelings.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Haar with the 3-week major!
bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:08 am
Right across the head!
Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 12:06 am
Nah. I'm still in the penalty box from last month. I'd have to sit 24/7 to exceed the limit, as slow as it runs now.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 12:01 am
Looks like someone hit Bone with the gun from "Looker".
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:59 pm
Did this upload pole-vault you over the KB per month limit, Haar?
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thanks, Bone. It'll plummet here in short order. 'Tis the Moti way.
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
My fan club can't access the incubator.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:53 pm
That isn't right...this poster deserves way better than this!!! Excellent work!
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
This had 4V's for a 5L, I look away for 15 min and now it's a 7V's for a 3.87L...WTF
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:51 pm
Thanks, ag, sean, TTH. Can't bring teh funny, maybe I'll just demot.
thetrashheap - July 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
5L nicely done
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
Yes yes yes.
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:00 pm
Great.


ZOMBIE SUPERMAN - No one can save you now




Rats -


TAGS: we r doomed
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rudedog



HEY MAN I HAVE A NEW PICK UP LINE - I'm gonna try on those girls over there. What is it? "Mind if I hang out here til it clears out over there where I farted?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 10:54 pm
Was it not doomed enough?


Facebookers, take note: -


TAGS: are we doomed
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 7, 2014, 5:12 pm
Kudos to Mrs. Thedge. Her idea and inspiration. But, if she were not so busy with a class re-union would surely say, thank you, humbly.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:31 pm
Like? Oh Edge, that's siiiiick----- laughing so hard it huuurrtts!!!!!


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